Our good friend
Eugene Delgaudio decided to grace my inbox with another one of his infamous anti-gay diatribes. I thought that I had unsubscribed from his mailing list, but perhaps he doesn't understand that no means no.
In case you missed the last episode, you can read the first email
here and my play-by-play
rebuttal mockery of it
here.
I was going to do another sarcastic play-by-play of this one, but
LazyJay over at
A Different Music beat me to the punch. Instead, I'll give you an executive summary of what's wrong with Eugene's latest drivel, and you can read the original email (rendered in purple Comic Sans for my amusement) below.
This time, Eugene is trying to warn me of the dangers of
HR 998 and
S 555, a pair of bills that would
prohibit discrimination against LGBT students in public schools that receive federal funding, including a requirement that they
not tolerate gender- or sexuality-based bullying. A reasonable request, though some may debate the federal government's role in policing this.
From Eugene's delusional point of view, this somehow entails requiring teachers to encourage heterosexual students to engage in homosexual acts (huh?), as well as giving students impunity for sexual assault if the victim is a member of the same sex (
what?!?). I'm not sure where he gets this special knowledge about the "gay agenda", but I do wish he'd share his sources.
He also expresses alarm at the fact that students in California will be required by state law to read about positive role models who happen to not be heterosexual. The horror!
Eugene also has special knowledge he'd like to share about
Kevin Jennings' evil plan to teach kindergarteners at private schools to have gay sex, a claim which he supports using a handful of unsourced quotations with no context given. It should be noted that these quotations are only linked to the issue of homosexuality by Eugene's own paraphrasing.
Finally, Eugene asks for money, and offers a few suggested donation denominations. It saddens me to know that there actually are plenty of people in this country who don't have anything better to spend it on.
The email text is below the jump.