- Trump dropped out of the 2012 Presidential running, ending a joke that stopped being funny a while ago;
 - Facebook has been peppered with reports that scientists have "cured" cancer, which would be awesome except that they didn't;
 - Pakistan is no doubt preparing to block major social networking sites in anticipation of "Everyone Draw Muhammad Day" (post about that subject coming later this week);
 
- Stephen Hawking dismissed the afterlife like a boss;
 - Harold Camping and his acolytes are counting down the hours until 
Jesus comes backnothing happens on Saturday;
 - apparently a cult of Russian women believe that Vladimir Putin is a reincarnated apostle.
 

