- Trump dropped out of the 2012 Presidential running, ending a joke that stopped being funny a while ago;
- Facebook has been peppered with reports that scientists have "cured" cancer, which would be awesome except that they didn't;
- Pakistan is no doubt preparing to block major social networking sites in anticipation of "Everyone Draw Muhammad Day" (post about that subject coming later this week);
- Stephen Hawking dismissed the afterlife like a boss;
- Harold Camping and his acolytes are counting down the hours until
Jesus comes backnothing happens on Saturday;
- apparently a cult of Russian women believe that Vladimir Putin is a reincarnated apostle.